One of those cheesy love poems...

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This random bit of poetry was originally written as a piece in English, the subject given was Romantic poetry, so I decided I'd write a crazy piece. Hope you enjoy this!

My love for you is like my love for cheese,

both of you smell like you have a disease

Telling you this will make you less than pleased,

pass the cheese if you please

With a cuppa tea,

Sounds good to me

Get some crackers just for me,

Put them on a plate

Hurry don't be late!

Got a date for half past eight with your mate

Having cheese and red wine,

Sure do dine fine

Waiting in the queue,

booked a booth for two

No clue what to do!

No cheese on the menu,

Better change the venue or the date is over

Don't like men when I'm sober... the end

Home's around the bend,

I'm Glad that's the end!

Eating cheese is the new trend,

I love cheese, the end.

 

 


Submitted: October 19, 2012

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Carlee

ha ha, I absolutely love this. Well done!(:

Sat, October 20th, 2012 2:43am

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Thank you so much Carlee! I really appreciate the feedback, I tried to make 'romance' humorous. This has motivated me to get my crazy ass writing today! :)

Sat, October 20th, 2012 4:56am

Weylon Elliott

I am hungry now.

Sat, October 20th, 2012 11:27am

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haha well go get yourself some cheese?;)

Sat, October 20th, 2012 4:53am

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