Ghost Story

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Two goofballs stake out an abandoned house with the goal of debunking the Ghost Hunters.

GHOST STORY

 

-Bob, this deserted house gives me the creeps.

-Let’s wait it out. They told us we would see ghosts here and you and I both know that ghosts don’t exist, so let’s see what tricks the ghost hunters are trying to pull.

-You’re right, we have to debunk this nonsense and get the word out to the media. Let’s hang around awhile and then get the hell out.

-Get the hell out.

-That’s what I said.

-I didn’t say anything.

-I said, “…and then get the hell out” and you agreed by saying “get the hell out.”

-No, I didn’t say…

-Get the hell out.

-Right

-I didn’t say anything and you said “right.”

-You finished my sentence when I said “no, I didn’t say…” by adding “get the hell out.”

-No I didn’t. I didn’t say…

-Get the hell out.

-Wait a minute, quit talking.  I think someone is pulling some crap on us.

-We came here to prove that ghosts don’t exist, so why don’t we…

-Get the hell out.

-Did you say that?

-No, I didn’t.

-Let’s…

-GET THE HELL OUT!

(Both run out of the house, jump in the minivan, and peel out)

-Someone is jacking with us because there’s no such damn thing as a ghost!

-…

-(looks over to an empty passenger seat)  Bob? Where are you? Bob!!

-(a deep voice from the backseat, not Bob’s) And never come back.

-(screams)

-(Bob reappears in the passenger seat) Calm down, we’ll be alright.

-Don’t say another word!

-You need to chill.

-Just…stop.

 


Submitted: April 07, 2020

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