Black Friday Sales

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Of all things, now the drug stores are having Black Friday Sales.

Submitted: November 25, 2009

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Submitted: November 25, 2009

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I started pondered as I read the email.  It was your typical after Thanksgiving Black Friday sale.  What made this sale and email so different?  It was from The CVS Drug Store chain!
 
So I pondered:
 
Wilma, you are just gonna have to get up at 4AM and be the first in line to get that Preparation H that is on sale during Black Friday.
 
So I pondered:
 
OOOHHHH  Betty.....  Check out the specials they are having on cotton balls.
 
So I pondered:
 
Bill, you know this would be the perfect Friday morning starter.  Get those 10 packs of disposable razors checked off the list early.
 
So I pondered:
 
This will be the perfect time to get that special girl that special perfume you have been wanting for her.  Hey, it is on sale at $2.00 per gallon.  Don't forget, buy one get one free with Au De Toilet....
 
So I ponderred:
 
Vitamin A, B, C, D, err, uhhh, dang I wish I had finished my hi skoolin.
 
So I pondered:
 
Nothing says I Love You like a box of Kleenex.
 
So I pondered:
 
Can I take this blood pressure chair home with me?
 
So I pondered:
 
Hey, the Epsom Salt was only 50 cents per ton, shut up and eat your burger.
 
So I pondered:
 
Dental Floss, you know the super heavy duty type can double as a clothes line!
 
 
Hope ya have a great Thanksgiving....


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