FRIEND OF THE TEA PARTY

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Parody of the Tea Party

Submitted: October 26, 2013

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FRIEND OF THE TEA PARTY:

Sung to the song, “Friend of the Devil,” by the Grateful Dead.

 

I lit out to the Congress, babe, I was trailed by twenty clowns
Didn't get to sleep last night 'till the morning came around.

Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the Tea Party is a friend of mine
If I get to vote before daylight, I might defund Obamacare tonight.

Ran into the devil, babe, he loaned me twenty thrills
I spent my time talkin jobs, but we passed more defunding bills.

Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the Tea Party is a friend of mine,
If I get to vote before daylight, I might defund Obamacare tonight.

I ran down to the K street, but the devil caught me there
He changed into the Bros Koch and vanished in thin air.

Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the Tea Party is a friend of mine,
If I get to vote before daylight, I might defund Obamacare tonight.

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,
The first one's named Sweet Teddy Cruz, and he's my heartened fright.
The second one is Congress, babe, Boehner’s on my trail,
And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in hell

Got a friend in Ron Paul, babe, and a friend in John McCain
The first one says he's got my back, but it looks like he’s too vain.

Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the Tea Party is a friend of mine,
If I get to vote just one more time, I might defund Obamacare tonight.

 

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