I WANT MY NRA

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Parody of the NRA

Submitted: October 26, 2013

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I WANT MY NRA:

Sung to the song, “I want my MTV” by Dire Straits

[New lyrics by Mauiboy 2013]

I want my, I want my N-R-A

I want my, I want my N-R-A

Now look at them gun nuts, that's the way you do it

You make your pitch at that N-R-A

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothin'; and we all will pay

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger

Maybe get a blister on your bum 

We got to sell those old muzzle loaders

The 2nd amendment we love the best

We got to move these AK Forty-sevens

We got to move these Kevlar vests

The Northern gov with the earrings and the makeup

Yeah, buddy, that's her own hair

That Northern gov’s got her own jet airplane

That Northern gov’s a millionaire 

{Refrain} I shoulda learned to “hunt them varmits”

I shoulda learned to shoot from planes

<<Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera

Man we could have some

And he's up there, what's that, machine gun noises

Bangin' on the liberals like a chimpanzee>>

Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothin'; your reloads for free

 {Refrain} Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

You sell your goods at the NRA

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Money for nothin'; and we all will pay 

Money for nothin' gun checks for free

 I want my, I want my, I want my N-R-A{Repeat, ad lib to fade}

[Mauiboy 2013]


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