RUSH THE GASSY BLIMP-BOY

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Parody of Rush Limbaugh

Submitted: October 26, 2013

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RUSH THE GASSY BLIMP-BOY   

[Sung to the tune, “Puff, The Magic Dragon”, revised lyrics by Mauiboy] 

Rush the Gassy Blimp-Boy 

Lives by the sea 

Wallows in his excrement, and 

Hurls it at you and me 

 All the wacky wing nuts 

Loved that crazy Rush 

And lingers on his every word 

And claps at every flush, Oh 

 Rush the Gassy Blimp-Boy 

Lives by the sea 

Wallows in his excrement, and

 Hurls it at you and me 

 G-O-P contenders 

Would bow on bended knee 

And grovel in his fatty folds 

While Rush barks out in glee, Oh 

 Rush the Gassy Blimp-Boy 

Lives by the sea 

Wallows in his excrement, and 

Hurls it at you and me 

 Then one day it happened 

He lost equilibrium  

By downing pills and swilling gin 

And sucking on helium

Got too close to the light 

His belly it did purg 

And he touched a wire and caught on fire 

And became a human Hindenburg 

 Rush the human Blimp-Boy 

Lives by the sea 

Wallows in his excrement, and still  

Hurls it at you and me. 

[Mauiboy 2012] 


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