YOU'RE SO BAIN

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Parody of Mitt Romney

Submitted: October 26, 2013

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Submitted: October 26, 2013

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YOU’RE SO BAIN:

 

Sung to the song, “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon

 

You walked into the nom-in-na-tion like you were walking onto a yacht

Your hair slicked back like Humphrey Bogart

You talked like Barney Fife

You had one eye on the Tea Party as you walked a tight rope

All the Neo-Cons dreamed that they’d be your partner

They’d be your partner, and…

 

You’re so Bain, you probably think this job’s about you

You’re so Bain, I’ll bet you think this job’s about you

Don’t you? Don’t you?

 

You had me several years ago when Bean Town was quite naïve

You said we made such a pretty pair

And that you would never leave

But you threw away the things you believed and one of them was trust

 


I had some dreams, they were outsourced and offshored
Outsourced and offshored...

You’re so Bain, you probably think this job’s about you

You’re so Bain, I’ll bet you think this job’s about you

Don’t you? Don’t you?





Well I hear you went up to Ontario at your house near Lake Huron.


Seven people looked out from inside the car


And your dog on top holding on.


Well you're where you should be all the time

And when you’re where you should be there at Bain


It took the life of your close friend

Your close friend, closed friend

You’re so Bain, you probably think this job’s about you

You’re so Bain, I’ll bet you think this job’s about you

Don’t you? Don’t you?



You’re so Bain, you probably think this job’s about you

You’re so Bain, I’ll bet you think this job’s about you

Don’t you? Don’t you?

 

[Mauiboy 2012]


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