Randomness #2 (I punched a baby)

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The picture is somewhat self explanatory. He had it coming.

Submitted: April 17, 2014

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Submitted: April 17, 2014

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Randomness #2

Alright, here we go again at this randomness. Wait… never mind, I remember what I was gonna talk about. This one will not be as random as the first, because I think I know what I’m talking about, but hey, we all know what we’re talking about.

For example, what if everything you knew was not what it seemed? Like if you’re in a coma and you’re just experiencing everything like you’re not in a coma and then when you get into a coma, while you’re already in a coma, then you would wake up from your coma? Would you? That’s actually a good idea. Anyway, this is gonna be something about my favorite T.V show, well, not really my favorite T.V show, but I think it’s pretty good. Wait… what is my favorite TV show? Ah shit, I forgot what it was. Seriously, I’m scratching my head because I don’t remember it. Damn it, I had a whole presentation ready and everything like that. Okay, I’ll just make a freestyle then.

*Beat to The Motto, Drake’s verse plays*
Alright here we go, this your boy JDEEZY , showing you that this game is easy peezy lemon squeezy, just kick back and enjoy the SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! Uh, I’m just… listening to song by Eminem, but hey I love him and him. And this chain reminds me of slavery. I’m doing my thing up in this Li-brar-y! I guess you can say that I’m not a fairy. I got some shades made of jade and I can’t get played. Now I’m thinking of watching a movie that doesn’t even relate to my freestyle or the song, but I’m switching it up, with my plastic red cup. I put Drake’s verse on a hearse, my voice is hoarse, I’m not a horse, Weezy!

Wow, that was horrible, but I tried. Where’s my freestyle, BFAT?! Jimon said he was gonna have a  freestyle for me, but he never gave me one. *Sad face* Well, anyway, I don’t even know what else to say other than what goes around comes around like a merry go around and I hate merry go rounds. They say that it’s all about Karma, but I once knew a girl named Karma. She was a bitch, but she was beautiful.

-Went to school.

-First day, didn’t know anybody.

-Girl comes up to me and greets me and stuff.

-I smile and say thank you.

-Kid comes out of nowhere and says, “Get away from my girlfriend.”

-I didn’t know how to respond to that so I punch that fucker in his face and knocked him out.

-Yelled, “GET WRECKED FAGGOTS!” As I did so.

-I broke his nose.

-Principal kicks me out of the school.

-Never allowed to teach 2nd graders again.

Well, I hope this was as good as the first one, but I didn’t add pictures in this one. Maybe I’ll just rant in my next randomness… But what should I rant about?


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