WARNING: I CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR VICTIM'S REACTIONS. IF YOU ARE ARRESTED, PUNCHED, KARMA'D, OR GIVEN THE SILENT TREATMENT, IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT.
1.) Place the victim's toothbrush in a cup of water and freeze it. Extra points if the victim is going to be late for an important meeting.
2.) Put a walkie-talkie underneath your victim's mattress and say creepy things into it at night...
3.) Replace your victim's deodorant with cream cheese.
4.) Steal all of your victim’s left shoes…
5.) Place chicken broth cubes in the shower head.
6.) Replace your victim’s shampoo with hair dye.
7.) Write your victim a "love note" from their crush telling them to meet the crush somewhere. Once they arrive, they will find another note saying that they have changed the meeting place, and so on until the victim simply gives up.
8.) Call your victim every hour on the dot. When they answer, say a random color and hang up. If they try to call you back, play a recording of the operator saying, "I’m sorry; the number you called is unavailable."
9.) Buy a lot of dolls. Go to your victim’s place of living and strategically place the dolls in spots where it seems like they are watching the victim’s every move…Extra points if the dolls talk.
10.) Sign your victim up for any and every ad you come across.
11.) Take your victim’s music player and replace all the songs with foreign songs and audio books.
12.) Leave a bouquet on your victim’s doorstep. Double the number every day. Extra points if you leave a note (anything will do).
13.) Put clear cling wrap over the bowl of the toilet.
14.) Set up speakers in your victim’s place of living. Play horror sounds throughout the night only. (i.e., The grudge croak, the exorcist noises, alien languages, creaks and groans, laughter, etc.)
15.) Put on lipstick and leave your lip prints on every single cup. Extra points if your victim has company that night.
16.) Wash all of your victim’s whites with a red sock.
17.) Send out an e-mail stating that there will be an awesomely amazing party at your victim’s house at eleven.
18.) Update your FaceBook status or Twitter to match all of your victim’s.
19.) Cover your vitcim’s kitchen floor completely with butter during the night.
20.) Take all of your victim’s forks and spoons.
21.) Put whoopee cushions under every seat in the victim’s place of living. Extra points if the victim has company.
22.) Ring the victim’s doorbell and hide. Do it up to three times, then run away. Come back the next day and do it again.
23.) Knock on the victim’s door desperately. When he/she answers, ask to use their bathroom. Even if the victim says no, say, "Never mind. I don’t have to go anymore." Extra points if you wet yourself and leave a puddle for them.
24.) Flush the toilet when the victim is in the shower.
25.) Take everything out of the victim’s refrigerator and fill it with the foods they hate most.
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