Lambasted By Lard

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
Lard loves you, drink it, eat it, bathe in it. It loves you.

Submitted: March 14, 2007

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They're happy because they eat Lard!

Lard loves you, it leaves you

Teases and relieves you.

Lard!

Lard knows you, and owns you

Not to be forgetten forgiven from the bottom of

Lard!

Live in sin with Lard, make it your choice somehow,

I know you can, you won't? I will!

Lard, often given bad press

Never a chance to impress

Lard!

Smear it on your face, no, it's not a simple game

Play with Lard, not hard.

Harder, hardest Lard.

Official Lard Council recommendation is,

Eat Lard!

Enjoy.


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