BAKWASS

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
BAKWASS MEANS NONSENSE THIS WRITING IS A TOTALLY NONSENSE AND FICTICIOUS

Submitted: September 11, 2012

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Submitted: September 11, 2012

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BLOOD LICKER

Gross!!! I don’t like chocos instead I prefer blood instead, “sorry Beta” your Grandmother’s getting old and her heart cannot pump more blood so we cant put straws in her body anymore. So how about ,Father no  I will use his blood and liver to make pickles ok mum then can I go to the pan shop and eat cockroach pan instead. Yes !, why not replied the  mother days past grand mother and father went weak because father had no liver neither any blood same thing happened to grand mother they both died. After some time the kid was going crazy without food once he took the straw in his hand and poked on mothers heart he killed the mother with the single shot he drank all the blood from mothers body not a single drop of blood was left he cried i know my tummy is bulging but I adore indulging suddenly! The kid vomited and with the vomit there was some movement the kid stared at it and he realized that it was the heart...........

 

 

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