American Secret Technology

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Praise him!

It's amazing that America is alone

In mandating ladder-learning in school


Every other country is behind the learning curve,

Wouldn't know how to use, or what a ladder's for,


Otherwise, the wall would be a pointless exercise,

But, thanks to our incredibly-smart leader


and his faithful followers, who cleverly figured out

That ladder technology hasn't yet escaped our borders,


We can use American invention to repel foreign hordes,

Rapists, hub-cap thieves, drug king pins, all


Will be permanently be kept sealed out, away

I don't know about you, but I'll sure feel safe,


And sleep soundly, except for that damn construction noise

Oh well, the sound of erecting will drown out the sound


Of ladders and illegals wall-scaling and swearing

So thank you, Mr. President, for sticking to your guns,

Through mental illness and cheeseburgers



Submitted: December 29, 2018

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Oh, I love the humor! Excellent, Mike!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 5:50pm


Thank you, Hull--I received a passes-for-sarcasm review on my pay site for this saying bravo for standing by our president when so many are being critical--I LAUGHED--wait, no I didn't, I thought ASS hacked into my account!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 9:56am

Compass Girl

Ha! Wonderful!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 7:29pm


Thank you much, Compass Girl!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 11:36am


Nice one, Mike

Sat, December 29th, 2018 8:44pm


Thank you, jmm!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 1:56pm

Bobi Leutschaft Poitras

"Through mental illness and cheeseburgers." I LOVE IT!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 9:03pm


Thanks, Bobi--I had someone on another site as me what I meant by that line, oh boy!

Sat, December 29th, 2018 1:58pm

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