Bully-Hawk!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Sorry about the crude language, but he new normal, I guess!

Submitted: September 06, 2017

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"Hiya, Kido, how was your first day of 5th grade?'

 

"Not for shit!"

 

"Davy! What kind of language is that for a kid your age?"

 

"Sorry, Mom, but I just got in that habit of bad words after meeting my new teacher."

 

"Now you're going to start lying, on top of swearing?"

 

"I swear--oops--it's the truth!"

 

"True, I'm not familiar with Mr. Hawk, but I can't imagine he's use inappropriate language like that around 11 year olds."

 

"Well, he did, he used to be a powerful person, and he says 'this shit hole is the best he could get!'

 

"Davy!"

 

"It's not my bad word, it's his, and he grabbed our teacher's aide by her pussy"

 

" Davy, you're WAY out of bounds!"

 

"What Mom, that's what he told us,, he said he was rich and famous, and he could get away with it."

 

"That's despicable, if it were true, he has no business being around children."

 

 

"That's what Jimmy Davis said, and Mr. Hawk told him to shut up, and sit down, and that us little bastards better pull our heads out, whatever that means; my head's on top of my shoulders, like it always has been; I swear, I didn't stick it anywhere, Mom!"

 

"This is unacceptable, I can't believe it; nobody would be that crude. I want you to stop telling these incredible hurtful lies about Mr. Hawk."

 

"But, Mom..."

 

"Go to your room and don't come out until your father gets home; you're in big trouble, mister!'

 

 

Later that same day, the ringing phone interrupted the peace and quiet Mom was enjoying after Davy had sulked to his room. She was still appalled that her sweet little Davy would talk like a drunken sailor on shore leave, and as she answered the phone, her mind barely registered it was Mrs. Davis calling. "Oh, hi, Jean, what's up?"

 

"My Jimmy just told me a disgusting lie, so he's grounded for the rest of the decade, and he won't be coming over to play with Davy later, I'm afraid."

 

"Oh, I forgot to call you, but Davy's grounded, for the same reason, what did little Jimmy tell you?"

 

"It's embarrassing, but I guess I can tell you. He told me that the new teacher, Mr. Hawk, told them he grabbed Miss Johnson's, ah, pussy, sorry about the crude language."

 

"That's what Davy told me! So, he was telling the truth."

 

 

Davy and Jimmy, his best friend, were shooting baskets at the park near their houses. Normally, they'd be in school, but both their mothers were holding them out of school until the inappropriate language for children incident was thoroughly

investigated. Mr. Hawk denied it, calling the news 'fake'. Davy and Jimmy didn't care WHY they were out of school, just that they were!

 

 

 


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