Burger Run

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When he's hungry

Submitted: April 16, 2018

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Donald Trump leaves the White House to board Marine One.

He's got him a hankering for a McDonald's run.

 

Who knew that presidenting would be so hard?

What he needs is some grease and lard.

 

The damn Secret Service told him no,

that it would be too unsafe for him to go.

 

But, damn it, he's the Emperor--err--President,

so he told the bastards to get bent and away he went

 

towards Marine One, let the taxpayers pay,

"it's essential". The idiot's will buy whatever he'll say

 

He's not going to wait like the peons in the car pool lane,

'cause he's the King--err--President, they would be insane

 

not to move him up to the front of the line.

As he departs on Marine One he's feeling fine.

 

 

 

 


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