"Donny Tinyhands"

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Movie Adverisement

Submitted: November 29, 2016

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Submitted: November 29, 2016

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"From the producers of "Edward Scissorhands," comes an instant holiday classic, "Donny-Tinyhands". It has nothing to do with the holidays, actually, but it just sounded cool, especially since he's about as far away from 'The Season of Giving' as you can get. The major difference between the two movies, is 'Scissorhands' was an unbelievable fantasy, and this celluloid deal is an all-too-real nightmare. 

 

  The movie tells the story of a meat-challenged blowhard who spews some unbelievably-offensive garbage, and takes to social media to lash out and make fun of his critics, much like a 70 year old 5th grader. Yet, still has somehow fooled millions of people into thinking that he's the answer for all their problems, and is elected President of the United States. It's at this point, the real fun begins, as he begins to back away from the campaign promises he made as a candidate; promises he made that everyone should have seen were total bullshit; and without enraging his multitude of supporters. We don't want to impeach your credibility by giving away anymore, but we think the explosive climax will leave you breathless. So, strap Grandma to the roof of the car, if you have to, but get to a theater near you, and 'you won't BELIEVE the shit you'll see, but we guarantee, it all was said, and it all was done', no, really!"

 

*Based on the best selling non-fiction novel, "Leave Facts At The Door," by Emerson Jackoverton


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