Door-To-Door Zombie

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Tale of non-thinking

Submitted: June 30, 2018

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With Hulabaloo22:

 

Good evening, Pal, err...Sir. Would you mind just giving me a moment of your time?

Please don’t do that. It’s my foot you’re slamming in the door. Thank you. Now where was I....?

Now, see, there’s people out there that want to take away our rights, give more power to the criminals and crazies out there. They want to take away our right to bear arms....and I’m not talking about stopping you from wearing a vest here. They want to make it so you, and I cannot own a gun.

Now, we as citizens cannot just lay aro....stand around and let this happen. Gee, why is it so hard to remember my lies...err, lines.

Oh, yeah, there are kids out there on the range that can blast off more tin cans from the wall than even their parents. If these people get their way, our kids will never have a chance to go huntin’, to feel safe, like they can protect themselves.

Ow! That’s my foot you’re hitting there, Mister. Now you wouldn’t be doin’ that if I had a gun, now, would ya!

For the sake of the citizens of this country, please sign this petition. I’ll do it for you if you’ve already had too many beers. Don’t let them get away with controlling our guns!”

 

If you'd shut your oral hole long enough for me to tell you that you gun freaks piss me off? If you don't leave immediately, it'll be more than your foot I slam in the door. Believe it or not, I, too, support the right to bear arms, I've got one attached to my left shoulder, one attached to my right shoulder, and they'll both be attached to your bloody face by a string of blood. You're barking up the wrong I. Q. Mine is higher than single digits. Unlike you, my television has more than one channel, more than Fox News, I watch a bunch of news channels and make up my own mind what's true. Now, I'd leave if I were you. I just might become a supporter of the NRA, so I can legally defend my porch using an anti-tank missile to blow your zombie ass off of it. Good day!” Slam!


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