Fat Head and Turtle Boy

You see them both on your T. V. screen,

smiling and laughing, it's a surreal scene.

A secret program, unknown to but a few,

helps explain the heartless thing they're about do.

'We have a winner, and it ain't your side!'

But they forgot they're taking millions of people for a ride,

so ixnay on the celebration-ay, for can't you see

how petty and small it makes you look to be?

Spin some song and dance about 'repeal and replace,

but what it really is replacing hope with shit, a slap in the face

to millions of people who can't afford to pay

more for much less, so don't stand there and try to say

it's a better deal, when you know that's a lie.

at least, try to look solemn, damn it, try!

So, the secret program is called 'Fat Head and Turtle Boy',

it's to be dropped on the poor, and steal their joy.