'Fear-Aid'

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

NEW, from the makers of 'Dems-Be-Gone Stain Remover'!

"Introducing 'Fear-Aid', the new right-wing-only power drink/paranoia-enhancer. If you mistakenly consume some, and you're a liberal Democrat, the only effect will be uncontrollable laughter, but if you're a far-righty, you'll run in panic out in the yard, looking for the nearest fallout shelter. The taste is great--err, actually, it's a little bitter, but you're so used to that, with the last eight years, you won't even notice. So, if you want to be scared of your own shadow, suck down a few gallons of new 'Fear-Aid,' and cower down and wait for the bad guys to knock at your door. It's probably only your sweet Grandma Carol coming for a visit, but, 'she should have called first, no?" 


Submitted: April 10, 2017

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hullabaloo22

Absolutely hilarious, Mike.

Mon, April 10th, 2017 4:25pm

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Thanks, Hully, and why do I think righties will disagree?

Mon, April 10th, 2017 11:20am

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