Marital Miss

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
fantasy verses truth!

Submitted: January 03, 2019

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Look at the picture I want you to see,

As opposed to a far different reality

We claw for the eyes, but you see 'Titanic,'

A scene of love and marital bliss

When what's showing is a marital miss

All I want when I come home from a hard day

Is some naughty, but she's all like, “Keep away!”

And I just want to kick back with a cold beer,

But she wants to party and makes it abundantly clear

She frightens me, what with her verbal claws of steel,

I look around after she draws blood, and say, “what's the deal?”

Then, after I somewhat recover, it's time for chow,

The shit she throws down on the dinner table, 'pow!'

To say it sticks to the ribs is being too kind

She purposely look for the worst she can find

And make-up sex? Let me dissuade you of any notion,

Not when our screaming arguments are driven by emotion!


 


 


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