"Ocean Spew"!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

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(Inspired By Mommy!)

 

"New, from the makers of "Ocean Spray', comes a satisfying citrus drink for sea sickers, 'Ocean Spew'. True, it's not a medical cure, but it sure makes for a colorful display, as you projectile into the waves! 

 

Specially-formulated to simulate a rainbow, with all the known colors of the spectrum. No, it won't settle your stomach against all the bile-churning dizziness that proceeds cookie-launching, but it sure makes for a great show. And, our secret additive makes eating immediately after launch, easy and tasty!

Amaze your friends with the sheer volume and distance, not to mention incredible beauty, you'll achieve with 'Ocean Spew' citrus drink!"


Submitted: November 29, 2016

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hullabaloo22

What a totally sickening product you've got there, Mike. Vomit with a rainbow hue? Who could say no to that!!

Tue, November 29th, 2016 6:50pm

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Thank you, and I think it makes good sense!

Tue, November 29th, 2016 10:58am

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