President Trump's In-Box!

Reads: 307  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 1  | Comments: 3

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Important emails!

Submitted: February 06, 2017

A A A | A A A

Submitted: February 06, 2017

A A A

A A A


To: The President of the Unites States

From: Doris Trump

Topic: Good luck, and eat your carrots

 

 

"Hey, Donny, it's your mother, I just wanted to remind you to have a great day, and don't let those mean liberals get under your skin, the doctor said you're only 70, and so are still growing, at least your head, and so you have thin skin. And do you know what's good for thin skin? Carrots, so be sure to eat all the yummy carrot sticks I put in your Superman lunchbox. I know I've taught you to look down and ridicule others, but I've got to say, that rambling, angry tirade you left on my answering machine hurt, deeply. All you had to say is that you were busy and couldn't make it, and, sure, I would have been upset, but I wouldn't feel emasculated--well--you know what I mean. You know, Donny, ever since your father was deported, I've been lonely. Was it absolutely necessary to include England and Germany in your ban? I know I'm not half as smart as you, no one is, but it seems a bit extreme to me, but I'm just your mother, not the president, like you. Anyway, just wanted to drop you a line, and tell you that no matter how big a throbbing tool you have become, you'll always be MY throbbing tool--wait, that didn't sound righ---"

 

"Are you sure you want me mark this as spam and then delete this, Mr. President?"

 

"Are you daring to call my judgment into question? Yes, I said spam her, and how did this shit get on my desk?"

 

"Sorry, your excellency, I just thought since it was from your own mother..."

 

"Silence, did I say you could speak?"

 

"No, your immensity---"

 

"Hold it, it's you Eminence."

 

"Of course, supreme allied commander."

 

"You know--eh, what's your name? I hire and fire people so fast, I lose track."

 

"Bill, your holy bastard."

 

"What did you just call me? You know, I was just going to demote you to Royal Toilet Scrubber, but, BILL, and I hate that name, I'll say what I said for years on 'Celebrity Apprentice," whose rating have tanked without me, you're fired!"

 

 


© Copyright 2019 Mike S.. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply