Shorty Phallis

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Every male writer's nightmare!


What happened to my length--

err-writing-wise? Why don't I reach

incredible length anymore?

Compared to what I used to swing,

the old writing pipe has shrunk,

and I never had much to begin with.

Lately, it's wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.

flaccid pencil!


Submitted: October 30, 2017

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jaylisbeth

Your style is yours only. And it's a fantastic one :)

Mon, October 30th, 2017 5:11pm

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Thanks, J.B!

Mon, October 30th, 2017 10:49am

hullabaloo22

Very, very clever, Mike.

Mon, October 30th, 2017 5:12pm

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Thanks, Hully; in no way autobiographical; my hangs are HUGER!

Mon, October 30th, 2017 10:49am

Rehmat Tanzila

Marveloso !

Tue, October 31st, 2017 8:20am

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Thank! See, even my replies are too short, Rehmat!

Tue, October 31st, 2017 9:40am

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