The Outer Limitsier

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
He has assumed control!

Submitted: January 09, 2019

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My Best Trump/Jim Jones Voice: “There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I have assumed control of your transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will scream louder and bring up the volume. If you wish to make it softer, tough shit, I go to eleven. I can reduce your thinking to a soft blur, or sharpen your attention on me to crystal clarity. I will control the horizontal bop. I will control the vertical. For the next six years, sit quietly, like sheep, and I will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The New Outer Limits.”


 


 


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