The Trump Dictionary

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


The shortest dictionary in history


Humble--hum-ble--just another word I have no idea what it means--a word coined by Democrats to make me look bad--fake word. They don't think I'm very smart, but they're just ugly dogs anyway.
 
Maturity--ma-tur-it-y--what the hell does this stupid word mean? A word invented by losers, a poopy-head word 
 
Presidential--pres-i-dent-ial: a word that Democrats say I'm not, well, I got your 'presidential' RIGHT here!
 
Ah, screw this, I lost my train of thought, plus, I don't have time for this shit, so The End


Submitted: August 15, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Laugh-out-loud, Mike!

Wed, August 15th, 2018 4:43pm

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Thanks, Hull!

Wed, August 15th, 2018 9:48am

Joy Shaw

Poopy-head!!! Lol! Mike this is a great parody on the state of things. Welcome to Trumland where the leaders are dumb and the president is dumber.

Wed, August 15th, 2018 9:18pm

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Thanks, Joy, and I know immature!

Wed, August 15th, 2018 2:50pm

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