10 Questions Answered

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Submitted: February 02, 2012

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Submitted: February 02, 2012

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10 Questions Answered

(Not Well, Just Answered!)

 

1.  “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”:  I’ve got one word for you: skillet!

 

2. “If you have 5 coins, and you take away 2, how many coins will you have left?”: Does it really matter?  You’ll need several more coins to be able to purchase even the gaggiest six-pack!

 

3. “What is a haggis made from?”: Mean-a** ladies chopped into steaks, and served with a nice red wine!

 

4. “Why is the sky blue?”: Why is the sky blue?  Because it’s not red!  What kind of an absolute dip-s**t question is that?  Why is the sky blue?  Whoopty-fricking-do!

 

5. “What is the meaning of life?”: It means that dorks like you are breathing, and can ask such dumb-a** questions, ya Goober!

 

6. “What?”: Really; that’s your question?  I guess the answer would be, what, what? This could mean anything!  Wake up and get a clue!

 

7. “Why do we all not get sucked into space?”: Speaking of sucking, that’s a perfect definition of your question, Blow-Chunks!

 

8. “What makes for a ‘satisfying’ life?”: Me bagging this question s**t now, instead of answering 10 questions; obviously, your moronic questions aren’t going to get any better, so if someone wants to hang around and read anymore of Mr. Gutspew’s dumb-a** questions, be my guest; I’m done! 


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