A Couple Limericks for Real People!

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WHY I'm such a writing freak!

Submitted: August 30, 2015

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Submitted: August 30, 2015

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There once was a man named me,

Who wanted to party, yip-py!

But then he remembered he was a gimp,

he couldn't even walk without a noticeable limp,

noticeable, hell, he was about as screwed up, as screwed up can be!

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So he began typing to beat the band.

Many freaky stories did shoot from his hand.

Till one day he counted them all.

They sure did carry his unmistakable virtual scrawl.

He knew then he was the biggest freak, in ALL the land!

 

 


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