Advice column; Dear Winifred; Dec. 22

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Submitted: December 22, 2013

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Submitted: December 22, 2013

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I was recently married, and here's the problem, my new husband expects me to do all of the household chores, and these include getting up at 4 am and milk the cows (we live on a farm) He says household chores are not a man's job;  that he works all day to bring the money home to provide for us, and he's beat at the end of the day and just wants to relax.  I feel this is grossly unfair; what do you think?  Signed Worn to a Frazzle."

 

"Dear Worn to a Frazzle, when I read your letter I had to look at a calendar to make sure this was 2013.  That way of thinking went out with the invention of electricity.  Well, not that far back, as I guess there's still Neanderthal's walking upright who apparently didn't get the message.  Do yourself a favor, the next time  your husband falls asleep, take a good look at his hands, to see if there are bloody scrape marks on his knuckles, where he apparently drags them on the ground when he walks; I've got some bad news for you, honey, you're married to a cave man; I've got some advice for Knuckle-Dragging Man; why don't you grab a cow tit at 4.30 in the morning on a freezing morning, in the dark, and see how you like it?  Winifred"


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