It's a Banner Day, shout it from the rooftops,
"Mike's writing is absolute shit!" I pulled out all the stops
to piss someone off so much that they felt so outraged,
they felt compelled to go on a literary rampage.
When I looked at their page, you know, to see how a pro
does it, but they had nothing posted yet, no
bits of their wisdom did they have to share with us all.
I'll tell you, thank god, it was a wakeup call.
I may have kept right on posting more shit
but, thankfully, they straighten me out on it.
We shall see how to write, but until then, they got to see
their ingenuity for the rank in print, and for free!
I'm glad she told me now I suck, before I posted something new.
I'm grateful to her, I had no idea my writing blew!
Submitted: February 05, 2016
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Well, that's pure tripe, Mike. I think your writing in fantastic.
Thu, June 9th, 2016 5:08pmLiked it.(keeping it short.)
Mon, June 13th, 2016 10:57pmlolol, my friend says you should call this the innapropriate shuffle instead because of the language
Sat, July 16th, 2016 8:49pmFacebook Comments
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Jeff Bezaire
Don't listen to her! We're all entitled to our opinions, which means she's entitled to hers and your entitled to yours. Keep writing, man!
Sat, February 6th, 2016 1:45amAuthor
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Thanks Jeff, and I'm not letting it bother me--she did the same exact thing to another friend of mine on another writing site. It was a political post, so I probably pissed her off--I expect negative reviews from time to time!
Fri, February 5th, 2016 5:56pm