'Bear Depends'

'Bear Depends' 'Bear Depends'

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Proven more effective than toilet paper for potty training bears!
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Proven more effective than toilet paper for potty training bears!

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Submitted: January 15, 2013

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“Bear Depends”

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“Look Daddy, that bear just took a dump!”  How embarrassing for you!  Let’s say you’re the owner of Babear’s Fun Circus, a circus that features dancing acrobatic bears, aimed at children.  What child can possibly resist dancing, juggling, acrobatic bears, straight from the wild to this circus?  A child who has just witnessed a bear answering nature’s call, that’s who!  You can train a bear to dance, you can train a bear to juggle, but you can’t train a bear to use toilet paper!  Well, now your fun circus is saved!  Introducing ‘Bear Depends’, the animal diaper scientifically proven to help people avoid steaming surprises.  Of course, the bear will be resistant to wearing one, but never fear, we also have ‘Anti-Maul Protection Armor’, that you can wear until the bear is less resistant to wearing ‘Bear Depends’, so you’ll keep all your limbs while potty training Gentle Ben!”  


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