Verse:
Thank you, to the guy who left a nasty comment
on my anti Trump song, ‘Don’t Mean Shit To Me,’ meant
as a rank towards me, but I was glad to see it there,
the equivalent of the Jerry Springer Show’s tossing of a chair
Pre-Chorus:
by some nubber who strongly disagreed with the point made.
All it means to me is that if I pissed you off, I made the grade.
Verse:
If you took the time and went out of your way to comment at all,
it means I struck a nerve, and the truth drives you up the wall.
Time after time, when your kind have no argument, you resort
to belittling the messenger—and use put-downs to retort.
Pre-Chorus:
Screaming and intimidation are props of the far-right.
It must be tough to live in anger and constant fright!
Chorus:
It means I’ve played the game well, and have ‘Bingo!’,
so thank you very much for the comment, and letting me know
I connected an electronic punch to your solar plexus,
and I’m glad to know my posts anger and disgust!
Verse:
I’m proud and content that you rose to the bait,
cause I think on the merits I’ll win this debate.
For I have common sense and logic on my side,
while you have wishful thinking, and all you can do is deride!
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Repeat Chorus:
End
Submitted: July 04, 2016
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hullabaloo22
Absolutely brilliant, Mike. A top-rate come-back. And I'm backing your side!!!!
Mon, July 4th, 2016 7:52pmAuthor
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Thanks, Hully!
Mon, July 4th, 2016 1:48pm