'Bingo!'

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The truth hurts, eh?

Verse:

 

Thank you, to the guy who left a nasty comment

on my anti Trump song, ‘Don’t Mean Shit To Me,’ meant

 

as a rank towards me, but I was glad to see it there,

the equivalent of the Jerry Springer Show’s tossing of a chair

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

by some nubber who strongly disagreed with the point made.

All it means to me is that if I pissed you off, I made the grade.

 

Verse:

 

If you took the time and went out of your way to comment at all,

it means I struck a nerve, and the truth drives you up the wall.

 

Time after time, when your kind have no argument, you resort

to belittling the messenger—and use put-downs to retort.

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Screaming and intimidation are props of the far-right.

It must be tough to live in anger and constant fright!

 

Chorus:

 

It means I’ve played the game well, and have ‘Bingo!’,

so thank you very much for the comment, and letting me know

 

I connected an electronic punch to your solar plexus,

and I’m glad to know my posts anger and disgust!

 

Verse:

 

I’m proud and content that you rose to the bait,

cause I think on the merits I’ll win this debate.

 

For I have common sense and logic on my side,

while you have wishful thinking, and all you can do is deride!

 

Repeat 2nd Pre-Chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

End


Submitted: July 04, 2016

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hullabaloo22

Absolutely brilliant, Mike. A top-rate come-back. And I'm backing your side!!!!

Mon, July 4th, 2016 7:52pm

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Thanks, Hully!

Mon, July 4th, 2016 1:48pm

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