Blue Label Christmas

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses

Alternate Elvis lyrics!

I'll have a blue label Christmas and party

I'd have some gold label, but I can't afford it, oh, oh poor me!

Here I am alone in this festive single wide

I tell myself I'll quit my job soon, what a fricking lie!

And when the bottle with that blue label starts sloshing

I'll open another; about hammer time, I ain't joshing

I'll be too bombed to fail, and with no sign of tail

With the level below the label; I think I'm going to rail

Yeah, I may be all alone, but I'm well on my way to stoned

Cause I've got this blue, blue, blue, blue label


Submitted: December 18, 2014

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bobthebuilder

Awesome Mike! The new king is crowned! I think I'll join you!

Thu, December 18th, 2014 3:29pm

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Thanks, Bob baby!

Thu, December 18th, 2014 9:29am

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