Dear Winifred Advice Column; Jan. 28

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: January 28, 2014

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Submitted: January 28, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I'm hoping you'll be able to help me with a problem, see..."

 

"Dear Forest Fun, in a knot hole, really?  Gives new meaning to the term 'nature lover'.  I'm unable to print the rest of your sick bullshit, perverted letter; it's much too sappy!  Eh, ha, ha; a little tree humor there!  I'll have to remember to be careful next time I'm walking in the forest; Randy Green might have left his mark.  As sick and unbelievable as this sounds, and I have a hunch you just thought you were being funny, and playing with old Winifred (wait, 'playing' is not a good word to use here!), I'd hate to go to the doctor; 'You were what?  In where?'  Winifred."

 


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