Dear Winifred; April 28

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Dear Winifred, you are the most down-to-earth voice of reason and reality out there.  So often, we get so-called 'advice' that is nothing more than rah rah, go-team-go nonsense.  You always tell it like it is, and bring us back to reality when our dreams get out of control, so thank you!  Signed Realist


Dear Realist, that's because I see the suffocating shit-pillow that life has pressed down on our breathing holes.  I see the glass is half-full alright, half-full of battery acid that will burn out your eyes and leave you disfigured forever, so that when you splash it in your eyes, you stumble around screaming with the unbearable, smoking, burning pain.  Sure, I could be an up-with-people type, but I'm more like an 'all-the-way-up people's backside' kind of gal.  Winifred



Submitted: April 28, 2014

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