Dear Winifred, August 21

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Submitted: August 21, 2014

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Dear Winifred, I don't know where else I can turn; I'm having some very dark thoughts about doing something truly awful; I'm thinking of breaking out into song during church; help me to understand these strange urges.  Do you think I'm messed up?  I try to constrain myself, but I don't know how much longer I can hold on; signed Naughty Thinker

 

Dear Naughty Thinker, I don't know whether to answer this or roll it up and use it for crap paper; are you serious, singing in church?  Write back when you have a real problem, like anything about your life, there, The Singing Jack-Off King!  Winifred

 

Winifred, I was just kidding, because I think you are a complete joke; whoever thought you are an expert on anything needs more counseling than is possible!  Signed Winifred is a Complete Joke!

 

Dear Winifred is a Complete Joke!; I understand you're on the Eat Shit Diet; I'd recommend you stay on it, it's working!  Winifred

 

 


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