Dear Winifred; Dec. 17

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me; I seem to be having trouble thinking up any questions to ask you, as my life is rich and full and I'm content.  I suddenly realized that I have nothing to ask you.  I just want your readers to know that fulfillment and happiness is possible; hang in there; all I seem to read is how unhappy people are, and I just wanted to write that doesn't have to be the case; decide to be happy!  Signed Puppies and Rainbows."

 

"Dear Puppies and Rainbows, yeah, your life is rich and full, just like your pants!  Give me a break; people such as yourself need to be smacked right in the face; the world is a full septic tank and about the only thing you'll be deciding is whether or not to wear hip boots to wade through all the shit overflowing from it.  Winifred." 


Submitted: December 17, 2013

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Larry Jackson

Dear Winifred
Just want you 2 no, I am your #1 fan. I don’t know if you make public appearances or book signings etc but if you do please give me your schedule. But do it after March, I’m kinda on house arrest right now for this restraining order thing. Total misunderstanding.
Signed, Read you in California

Tue, December 17th, 2013 4:24pm

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Ha; house arrest! Thanks for being Winifred's number one fan; when you are off house arrest, be sure to look Winifred up. In the meantime, she'll be shaking babies and kissing hands at Downspout Mall!

Tue, December 17th, 2013 9:56am

Desilu

That Winifred is just flowing with the milk of human kindness,not!
She is a piece of work.
It is perfectly possible to decide to be happy(there's nothing Winifred can do about it.)
Dee.

Tue, December 17th, 2013 4:33pm

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Thanks Dee, and Winifred's wrong about everything else, why should deciding to be happy be any different?

Tue, December 17th, 2013 9:52am

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