Dear Winifred; Feb. 14

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: February 14, 2014

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Submitted: February 14, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, It's my favorite day of the year, a day I get to show my beloved how much she means to me. I got her a lovely card, and I brought her breakfast in bed.I don't really have a question, I just wanted your readers to know they should do something special for their sweetheart;signed Cupid Jr."

"Dear Cupid Jr., my favorite day of the year is Bullshit Day, and your letter would be a perfect fit; thank you for honoring that day with your scribe to vomit by!Winifred."

 

 

 

 

 


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