Dear Winifred; Feb. 17

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: February 17, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

"Dear Winifred, my sister is dating a man who I overheard telling someone on the phone, he's ,quote, "Taking her to the cleaners."  I know that "Chip"* is just scamming "Fiona"* and will bail on he once he gets what he wants.  I can't stand the thought of her being crushed, not to mention finding herself broke, when she finds out her new boyfriend was just using her as his own personal ATM machine.  Should I tell her what I overheard?  Signed Accidental Eavesdropper."

*not their actual names

"Dear Accidental Eavesdropper, are you kidding me?  Please tell me you're just kidding.  You know what I think?  I think someone sounds jealous that her friend is riding the hobby horse to Happy Town, while she is stuck on the hand car.  Just let "Fiona" have her fun; did you ever think that maybe she's smarter than you give her credit for, and is just using him to nibble on the old man-candy?  I'd be sure, before you go off half-cocked and accuse him of dick-dom*; Winifred."

*being a dick; stupid fake names


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