Dear Winifred; Feb. 24

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: February 24, 2014

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Warning; advice given is politically incorrect!

"Dear Winifred, I long to have many friendships, but it seems the harder I try, the more isolated I become.  I don't know what I'm doing wrong.  I go out of my way to compliment, and I'm always friendly, yet I can't seem to make any friends.  I don't know if its an extension of the way society is now days, generally more unfriendly, or what.  Can you advise me on what I'm doing wrong?  Signed Alone."

"Dear Alone, I think it's an extension all right; an extension of you being a throbbing tool.  Did you ever think that maybe the problem lies with you; that when you try to talk with someone, you shouldn't, oh I don't know, bring up your contagious rash, or your recent mental illness diagnosis?  There must be something  seriously f****d up with you.  People tend to shy away from bizarro-freaks!  Winifred."

 

 

 


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