Dear Winifred; Feb. 5

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

  Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I---"

"Dear Calamity Joe, my advice to you involves a Presto Log, a can of pink paint, and several place mats sewed together.  I can't answer your question in print, as it involves an illegal act, but seeing as how you're currently a guest of the State of ------ (redacted), and have nothing but time to read the newspaper, I think these clues should suffice.  If not, why you'll be totally confused; as confused as all the other, what is it now, oh yeah, six readers!  Winifred."


Submitted: February 05, 2014

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