Dear Winifred; Feb. 7

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: February 07, 2014

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Submitted: February 07, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I'm so lucky to have friends to lean on when times get tough.  I can't imagine them not being there.  It's comforting to know they're always going to be here for me.  What would we do without friends?  Signed Lucky to Have Them."

"Dear Lucky to Have Them, I'll tell you what I'd do without them, I'd be able to drink the whole six pack instead of just two or three; I'd quit going broke trying to feed them; I'd actually have room to move around when they show up drunk after a night out at the tavern (and not inviting me) and crashing at my place.  You said it yourself; they're always going to be there.  Eating?  They're always there.  Drinking?  They're always there.  Sleeping?  They're always there.  Hell,they're always there!  In other words, they'realwaysthere!  Constantly!  Winifred." 


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