Dear Winifred, Jan. 1, 2015

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Winifred's going to have a bad hair year!

Submitted: January 01, 2015

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Submitted: January 01, 2015

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Dear Winifred, no problems, I just wanted wish you the very best from the new year ahead.  We face many challenges, but hope is on the horizon; can you see it?  Signed Half Full Glass

 

Dear Half Full Glass; is this a joke?  You mean to tell me you're actually excited about facing the new year?  It's going to be nothing but a shit-fest from day one.  Oh, Half Full Glass has her Happiness Certainty Fez on; that guaranties a happy year; give my tired ass a break!  And what's with your claim that everything's just super in your world.  I'll tell you, I see no hope on the horizon, but I can sure see you're a vomit-inducing sugar-sickly-sweet sack of shit; you be sure to have a great new years, huh?  She-it!  Winifred

 

 


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