Dear Winifred; Jan. 15

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: January 15, 2014

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Submitted: January 15, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I think you're much too hard on the people who write in asking your advice.  I've noticed by your responses that you seemed to be a very troubled, negative person.  How someone like you was deemed qualified to give advice to others is beyond me.  Signed Wondering How."

 

"Dear 'Wondering How', the key to your statement, which is really the manifesto of a throbbing dick-person, lies in the first sentence; 'hard on'; as in 'I'm a."  Usually, people have a question, but not you; no, you heave an angry statement like a granite boulder squarely at my head.  Well, I've got two words for you, the second of which is 'you'!  Winifred."


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