Dear Winifred; Jan. 21

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: January 21, 2014

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Submitted: January 21, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!
 
"Dear Winifred, my problem is with my friend Laverne; I love and appreciate her, but she's always hanging around.  If my husband and I want some quiet time alone, Lavern just assumes our plans will include her.  I don't want to hurt her feelings; how can I hint that my husband and myself would rather be alone?  Signed Guilty Friend."
 
"Dear 'Guilty Friend', don't you have any figurative balls?  Just come right out and tell her that she's a pain in the ass 3-ton boat anchor on your having fun that you have to drag behind you, who's the difference between your having a good time, and a big bag of shit.  I mean, quit tip-toeing around the problem like a ballerina tip-toeing around the gaping maw of something gaping, and tell  her.  Winifred."
 


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