Dear Winifred; Jan. 3

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: January 03, 2014

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Submitted: January 03, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, well, the holidays are over for another year, and I always get a little bit sad.  My family has gone home, and it's a rare thing when we get together.  Seems like forever until I see them again.  Do you have any tips on how I can shake this melancholy?  Signed  Bummer!"

 

"Dear Bummer!, might I suggest, oh, I don't know, say a "Don't Let the Door Hit You On the Ass On Your Way Out" party?  That always cheers me up.  Of course, the four or five double drinks don't hurt; not one bit!  Winifred."


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