Dear Winifred; Jan. 30

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: January 30, 2014

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Submitted: January 30, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I find myself dreading the upcoming year; what with  missing my ex-wife, worrying about my job situation, and many other things.  I could really use a kind word or two from you to set my mind at ease.  Signed Uncertain Future."

 

"Dear Uncertain Future, bullshit; how about that for a word; as in you're full of.  If you came to me looking for a comforting word, you're pissing up the wrong tree.  If this is all you have to be a downer loser-hole about, go suck somewhere else, because if you want to see troubles, just look at my life.  I'll spare you the details (you sound much too dense to follow them anyway!), but suffice it to say, if anyone's the King of Suck, it's me; well, Queen of Suck!  Winifred."

 


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