Dear Winifred; Jan. 9

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: January 09, 2014

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Submitted: January 09, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, the problem I need your advice on is that my wife complains about my hobby, making models, making the house smell like model glue, which she claims gives her a headache.  I feel for her, but making models is important to me , as my job is stressful and making models is the one thing I do when I get home to counteract that.  When I'm working on a model, I can drift away from the pressures of work every afternoon; signed Model King Charlie."

 

"Dear 'Model King Charlie', I'm sorry that spending time with your wife doesn't do it for you; no, you'd rather play with plastic toys like a 7 or 8 year old kid, unless you yourself are actually that age, in which case your wife has issues herself.  Not to mention, model making is about as exciting as something not very exciting.  I'll tell you what you should do if you really want to drift away; get yourself a big plastic baggie, put a bunch of glue in, seal the opening except for enough to where you can get your lips around it, and suck hard.  After doing this, you won't give a shit about what you're doing, your bullshit job, your wife, or much of anything else; now that  is a hobby!  Winifred."

 

 


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