Dear Winifred; June 2

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: June 02, 2014

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Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me with a problem, ...  Signed Woody

 

Dear Woody, because your problem is so much bullshit, and reading about it would cause my readers to regurgitate their Cheerios, I had to cut your long-winded ramblings short.  Suffice it to say there is no hope for you, and an erection lasting more than four hours IS cause for concern.  I know you think it's something to brag about, but unless you can double tie a clothes line to your Johnson and air dry your laundry it ain't going to do you much good, and you should seek immediate medical help; Winifred

 

 


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