Dear Winifred; Mar. 1

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: March 01, 2014

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Submitted: March 01, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I can't seem to figure out what I'm doing wrong; I'm a guy who, try as I might to save money, by the end of the month, I'm broke; actually, I'm broke about halfway through the month.  Then it's a struggle to make it through the rest of the time; any suggestions?"  Signed Save, Not."

"Dear Save, Not, maybe cut back on how much money you're stuffing into those stripper's garter belts?  Instead of dollar bills, try quarters?  Sure, you might get some she-devil looks at first, and the woman may walk away like a pregnant lumberjack, but, if she wants to eat and pay her bills, she should calm down and accept your cash.  Winifred."

 

 


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