Dear Winifred; Mar. 13

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Submitted: March 13, 2014

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Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me; I recently had surgery, and my kids won't help out around the house.  I have to drag myself out of bed and do housework.  I don't think I should complain to them; but I'm tired of feeling sore.  Do you think I'm being selfish?  Signed  Mamma's Feeling Under the Weather

Dear Mamma's Feeling Under the Weather, what's wrong with your little fricking Selfi-Chunks?  Hey, kids, Winifred's got some advice for you; pull your heads out of whatever greed-filled Meville you're living in, get off your dead ass's and, oh, I don't know, HELP OUT.  Your Mom's too nice to say anything, but nice isn't one of the words used about me, ever, so I have no problem saying you two are acting like a couple throbbing tools!  Winifred


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