Dear Winifred; Mar. 16

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Submitted: March 16, 2014

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Dear Winifred, this may sound like a strange problem, but but I enjoy walking on the beach naked.  The problem is it's a public beach, and people have complained.  I love to feel the sea breeze on my naked skin.  I've been told by the police that I'll be arrested if it happens again, but I don't feel I can resist.  Nature Lover

Dear Nature Lover, it's one thing to want to feel the sea breeze on your skin, but quite another for startled beach combers to see your spud waving in the wind like some sort of flesh windsock.  Put your pants on, perv!  You know, they have special buildings for people with your deviant desires; they're called Freedom for Peter spas, or prison.  I wouldn't recommend freeing Willy in there, if you know what I mean; Winifred 


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